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Previously on Georgie and Mandy's
First Marriage...

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I'm retired!

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I'm gonna be around
all the time now.

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-Are you bored already?
-I don't know. Maybe.

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Well, why don't you go walk
around the mall

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like an old person?

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I cannot wait until
your daughter is mean to you.

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Garage organized.

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Attic clean.

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Planting bed planted.

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(sighs)

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What have I done with my life?

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Get her down for a nap?

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Finally.

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God, I'm so ready
for this "no" phase to be over.

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Hey, she didn't get it from me.

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I'm a yes man, always have been.

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Really?

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Yes.

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So she got saying "no" from me?

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Let's see. Want to go have sex
right now?

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God, I hate when you're smart.

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-Hey.
-Hey.

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You went grocery shopping?

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I'm around,
figured I'd lend a hand.

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So sweet, you two
shopping together.

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Oh, you wouldn't believe how
many types of turkey they have.

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Peppered, smoked, honey-roasted,

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and where it all started: plain.

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Did you check out
the cereal aisle?

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Cap'n Crunch,
Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch,

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Cap'n Crunch
with Crunch Berries.

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It's a good time to be alive.

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It was so nice to have
a big, strong man push my cart.

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Well, wheels were a little
wonky, but I fought through it.

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There's a couple more bags.
You want to grab 'em?

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You got it, my little lovebug.

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He's driving me crazy.

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You want to take this one?

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Not really, no.

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Oh, thanks, yes man.

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We spent two hours at that store

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'cause he had to go
up and down every aisle.

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It's like taking a toddler
to the zoo.

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I think he just wants
to spend time with you.

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He follows me around the house,

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now he's going with me
on errands.

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You're lucky. I wish
me and Mandy got to spend

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all day, every day together.

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-Seriously?
-I'm trying my best.

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That man needs a hobby.

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-He's got the Mustang.
-Which he got running.

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Football?

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Which he makes me watch

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'cause I'm his lucky charm.

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Another great cereal.

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-You know what we should do?
-(groans)

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Hit the Hallmark store,

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buy all our greeting cards
for the year.

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(mouths)

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* *

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(coos)

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Okay, do you want to use
the potty before we go?

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-No.
-Yeah, why would you?

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You seen your mother?

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I think she had
a hair appointment.

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Oh, I was gonna take her.

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Told her, like, three times.

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Well, she probably
just got confused.

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You know us blondes.

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Yeah.

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Where you off to?

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-Mommy and Me class.
-Oh.

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That sounds like fun.

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Mind if I tag along?

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To Mommy and Me?

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I got nothing going on.

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Oh, well, maybe you should
find something.

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That you do.

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By yourself.

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Hey, if you don't want me
to come, just say it.

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No, no, of course
I want you to come,

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but we should check with CeeCee.

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Do you want Grandpa
to come with us?

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-No.
-Sorry.

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Hello.

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-Hey.
-(birds chirping outside)

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What you looking at?

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Bird on the neighbor's feeder.

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Oh, yeah, I love that one.

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Oh, you know what kind?

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No. I just call him
Mr. Beakerton.

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All the time you spend
staring out this window,

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you never thought to look it up?

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No, I just name them and make up
stories about their lives.

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Mr. Beakerton has never been
the same since the war.

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-Morning.
-JIM: Hey.

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You know what kind
of bird that is?

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I don't,
but if you're interested,

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I think I've got a book
around here somewhere.

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No, that's okay.

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So what do we got
going on today?

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Don't move, I'll get it.

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-(birds chirping)
-Aw, it flew away.

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That red bird chased it off.

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Oh, yeah, Mrs. Featherly's
been a real bitch

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since she lost her job.

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I wish you wouldn't
do that on the couch.

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Well... (scoffs) I'm a grown-up.
I can be careful.

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(sighs) Says the woman who
accidentally got knocked up.

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That was different, I was drunk.

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Hey.

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-Hey.
-Hey. Where you been?

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I was just walking
around the neighborhood.

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With binoculars?

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No. Your mother gave me
this bird book.

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Thought I'd try it out.

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See anything interesting?

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Actually, yes.
Couple blackbirds,

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-a-a finch, some grackles.
-(Mandy gasps)

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Oh, did you see
any hummingbirds?

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(laughs)
In February? Please.

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Where you going?

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There's a checklist
in the back of this book.

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Gonna go make some checks.

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So... he's a weird bird guy now?

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He has a hobby, and I had
two hours to myself today.

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You keep your big mouth shut.

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(bird chirping)

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There's one with blue feathers
at the feeder.

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-Rusty red throat, white belly?
-Yeah.

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Eastern bluebird. Checked him
off right out the gate.

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Is it strange eating chicken
now that you're all into birds?

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Hadn't thought about it.

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No.

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-Is it true that dinosaurs
are related to birds? -Why?

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Well, according to
your ornithologists, yes,

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but, uh, I have my own theories.

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-(mouths)
-(doorbell rings)

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I'll get it.

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Oh. Hello, Officer.
Is everything okay?

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Just giving everybody a heads-
up, there's been a pervert

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spotted in the neighborhood
with binoculars.

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Thank you so much
for telling me this.

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-You're happy about it?
-No, no, no, of course not.

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Bye-bye now.

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(laughs)

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-Thanks.
-Welcome.

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(sighs)

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This is nice.
Couple guys hanging out,

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drinking beer,
talking about what have you.

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Give it a rest.
I know Mandy put you up to this.

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(scoffs) Look, she's just
worried about you.

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I wasn't peeping.

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That bird was on a windowsill.

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If anything, it was the peeper.

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-I know, it's just...
-I'm not a pervert.

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Other than the police,
no one said you were.

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Yeah, everyone pushing me
to get a hobby.

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I got a hobby.

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You are without blame.

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Think I want to look at birds?
I don't want to look at birds.

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Well, then why did you?

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The truth?

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(sighs)
I'm so bored,

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the highlight of my week
is going to the grocery store.

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I actually gave the deli guy
my phone number.

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-So you made a friend.
-Yeah, well, he never called.

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I just didn't think
I'd miss work this much.

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Really?

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Well, not all of it.

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Not the stress
or the long hours, but...

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be nice to have something,
you know, even part-time.

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Well, you could be a greeter
at Walmart.

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Hello. Welcome to Walmart.

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Hello. Welcome to Walmart.

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I don't know.

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I'd rather work somewhere
I could really contribute.

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(sighs)

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I'd even do it for free.

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Hey, that stuffed bird up there.
What kind is that?

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A duck.

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Hey, how'd it go?

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Kind of awkward, actually.

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He started hinting at coming
back to the store part-time.

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Well, that's a great idea.

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It'll get him out of the house,

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and women in the neighborhood
can open their curtains again.

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It's a terrible idea.

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Why? He knows the business
and you need the help.

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He was my boss. It'll be weird
telling him what to do.

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(scoffs) Well, my mom and I do
it all the time. You'll love it.

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Plus, it'll be
uncomfortable for him,

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having to be an employee
at a place he used to own.

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I know it'll take
some getting used to,

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but he really needs this.

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(sighs)

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Fine. I'll talk to Ruben.

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You're the best.

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I'm only the best
when I do what you want.

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The system works.

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Hey, I need
to ask you something.

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-Okay.
-Now, feel free to say no.

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That's how I'm leaning.

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Mr. McAllister
wants to come back part-time.

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Oh. Great. Love that guy.

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So... is that a no?

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Why would it be?
He want a lot of money?

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No.

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So what's the problem?

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Well, it's gonna make me
uncomfortable.

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Still not seeing a downside.

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Please, Ruben,
for me, just say no.

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Hey, don't make me the bad guy.

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If you don't want
your father-in-law here,

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sack up and tell him.

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I got no problem with that.

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Okay, then.

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It's my wife
I don't want to tell.

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-Hey.
-Hey.

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You got a minute?

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I'm pretty busy, so...

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I was thinking
about finding a new hobby.

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Great.

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Something we could do together.

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Great.

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Maybe ballroom dancing.

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Fun.

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Or fly-fishing.

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Fun.

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Hey.

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-Hey.
-Hi.

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Mr. McAllister,
me and Ruben were talking.

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How would you feel about helping
out part-time at the store?

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He'll do it.

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Keep in mind,

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-it's Georgie's store now.
-I know.

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Even if you disagree,
you just do what he says.

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Yeah, I live with you,
I know how this works.

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He's doing this for free, so

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show some appreciation.

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I'm letting him do this.

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Maybe he should show
some appreciation.

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You mean like
letting us live here?

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If you're gonna win every time,
I am done arguing with you.

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Just remember,
he's doing you a favor.

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Don't you mean,
he's doing you a favor?

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A favor is being done.

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Okay, don't forget,
he used to be the boss.

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I know.

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So this might be hard
for him, so go easy.

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What if it's hard for me?

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Oh, sweetheart, suck it up.

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-(sighs) Morning.
-Morning. -Morning.

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Aw, look who's all dressed up
for school.

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Poured you some coffee, boss.

257
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,885
Please don't call me boss.
Georgie's fine.

258
00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:26,787
Georgie, got it.

259
00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:30,057
-Car pool or two cars?
-Two cars.

260
00:11:30,058 --> 00:11:32,424
Maybe you can pick up
some doughnuts on the way in.

261
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:33,560
-Sure.
-MANDY: Oh.

262
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,262
Don't ask him to do that.

263
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,464
No, it's fine, he doesn't mind.

264
00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:38,999
It's demeaning.

265
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:41,068
It's part of the job.

266
00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:43,636
No, Georgie can get
the doughnuts.

267
00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:47,074
Your father is perfectly capable
of getting the doughnuts.

268
00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:49,342
Hey. Georgie's in charge.

269
00:11:49,343 --> 00:11:51,410
I'm getting the doughnuts,
you go to work. Got it?

270
00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:52,813
Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.

271
00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:56,483
Hey.

272
00:11:56,484 --> 00:11:58,650
Mr. McAllister,
it's good to have you back.

273
00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:02,489
Thanks, Ruben,
and please call me Jim.

274
00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:06,860
Cool. And moving forward,
you can call me Mr. Alvarez.

275
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,363
Ruben's also a good fallback.

276
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,500
So where do you want me?

277
00:12:13,501 --> 00:12:14,934
Garage, behind the counter?

278
00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:16,535
I could fix
your display out front.

279
00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:18,038
I just set that up.

280
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,473
And it looks great.

281
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,478
Mom?

282
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,580
AUDREY:
In here.

283
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:31,051
-What are you doing?
-Enjoying a little me time.

284
00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:33,653
(easy listening music playing)

285
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,456
Welcome.

286
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,959
Really? In the middle
of the day?

287
00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:40,660
Yeah.

288
00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:43,012
Top me off.

289
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:47,200
(sighs) Well, I see
this is working out for you.

290
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:51,204
It is, it really is.

291
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:54,274
We did the right thing,
didn't we?

292
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:55,976
Getting Dad back to work?

293
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,345
Mm. Let me think about it.

294
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:03,383
Yeah.

295
00:13:03,384 --> 00:13:06,318
I think Georgie
was a little reluctant.

296
00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:07,821
I kind of bullied him into it.

297
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:11,658
Oh, honey, it's not bullying
when you do it to your husband.

298
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,393
What would you call it?

299
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,829
Foreplay.

300
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,225
Restocked the brake pads
for you.

301
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,287
Oh, thanks.

302
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,706
And while I was back there,

303
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,100
I updated your inventory.

304
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:30,944
-You didn't have to do that.
-It's my pleasure.

305
00:13:30,945 --> 00:13:32,578
No, you really
didn't have to do that.

306
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:34,147
It's all on the computer now.

307
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,183
-Oh.
-Yeah.

308
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:37,543
We just scan it with this,

309
00:13:37,544 --> 00:13:39,318
and the computer orders more
when we get low.

310
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:43,056
Mm. I didn't realize
I was working at Star Wars.

311
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,425
It's actually saved us
a lot of time.

312
00:13:45,426 --> 00:13:46,658
I can show you how it works.

313
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,362
Always happy to pick up
a new skill.

314
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:52,199
Okay, so it's pretty simple.

315
00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:55,402
You click here to open
the inventory program.

316
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:57,770
(computer whirring)

317
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,141
What's happening?

318
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,576
-It's opening the program.
-Oh.

319
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,647
Saving time already.

320
00:14:07,648 --> 00:14:08,747
(beeps)

321
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,217
There we go.

322
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:14,354
Then you want to click "file,"
"input," "new," "item."

323
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:15,555
Whoa, whoa, slow down.

324
00:14:15,556 --> 00:14:17,689
Sorry, where do you want me
to go back to?

325
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,893
Pen and paper.

326
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:22,262
This is easy, you'll get it.

327
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,532
-Where were we?
-Uh, "new item."

328
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,834
No, actually, that was "new,"
then "item."

329
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,702
Unless it's an existing item,

330
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,837
then you don't go to "new,"
you go to "add."

331
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:34,774
Then select "scan"
and fire away.

332
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,911
Wow, it's like
living in the future.

333
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,980
Here, have a seat,
give it a try.

334
00:14:39,981 --> 00:14:41,813
You sure?

335
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,984
Yeah, relax. You can't hurt it.

336
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:51,424
"File." Click.

337
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:53,493
"Input."

338
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:54,694
Click.

339
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:57,797
Starting to miss birds.

340
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:04,137
Well, it's good to see you, Jim.

341
00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:05,321
Good to see you, too.

342
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:08,275
I thought you was dead.

343
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,610
No, just retired.

344
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,045
I sent flowers.

345
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,047
Really?

346
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,682
I didn't get 'em.

347
00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:19,286
Well, you were dead.
I gave 'em to Mandy.

348
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,822
Yeah, this place ain't been
the same since you left.

349
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,791
Oh, that ain't true,
and you know it.

350
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,360
You know, when you
was in charge,

351
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:30,463
the customer was always right.

352
00:15:32,217 --> 00:15:34,300
He's a nice fella.

353
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:36,369
-We got a problem.
-What's going on?

354
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:39,306
Somebody deleted
the entire inventory.

355
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:44,511
Who?

356
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,850
Aw, man, it's all gone.

357
00:15:50,851 --> 00:15:52,851
We're gonna have
to reenter everything.

358
00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:53,987
What did you do?

359
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:56,523
I don't know.
You said I couldn't hurt it.

360
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,025
Why would you tell him that?

361
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:01,128
I thought if I couldn't
screw it up, it was idiot-proof.

362
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:02,495
Hey.

363
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,597
I knew this was a bad idea.

364
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,699
Well, then why'd you ask me
to come in?

365
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,702
Why do you think?
Your daughter made me.

366
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:13,306
That's it. I'm gone.

367
00:16:16,185 --> 00:16:18,644
Well, now I feel terrible.

368
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,780
-Me, too.
-Well, at least

369
00:16:20,781 --> 00:16:22,514
you don't have to go home
and see him tonight.

370
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:25,218
Hmm. That helps. Thanks.

371
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:34,694
-Hey, Dad, a mourning dove.
-Nobody cares.

372
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,798
Still gonna name him.

373
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,400
One day?

374
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,302
You couldn't make it one day?

375
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:45,505
Not my fault, my boss is a dick.

376
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:47,407
Hey, you're the one
who screwed up.

377
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,576
30 years I ran that place,

378
00:16:49,577 --> 00:16:51,143
never had a problem
with the inventory.

379
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:53,479
Well, computer worked fine
till you got your mitts on it.

380
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,014
(scoffs)

381
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,550
Those flowers
were for my funeral.

382
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,535
Yeah, I don't care
who screwed up,

383
00:17:00,536 --> 00:17:02,854
but you two are gonna
shake hands and fix this

384
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,791
'cause I need you out of the
house at least four days a week.

385
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:06,925
Four?

386
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,728
Fine, five.

387
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,330
I'm going with Trent Armstrong.

388
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,181
There's a bird
you don't mess with.

389
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:15,202
Georgie, please.

390
00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:17,170
(sighs)

391
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,473
I'm sorry for what I said.

392
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:23,609
Thanks.

393
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,279
I really do appreciate you
trying to help us out.

394
00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:29,681
Yeah, well, you know, there's an
introduction to computer class

395
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:30,716
over at the library.

396
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,952
I was thinking
maybe I'd sign up.

397
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,654
That'd be great.

398
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:37,044
Aw, if this one can learn how,
I'm sure you can.

399
00:17:37,045 --> 00:17:38,157
True.

400
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,859
Yeah, I taught him.
It was brutal.

401
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:43,029
"What's a function key?"
"Why's the space bar so big?"

402
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,265
I am right here.

403
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:47,134
So it's all settled.

404
00:17:47,135 --> 00:17:49,201
You two are gonna go back
into the store tomorrow

405
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:51,471
and figure out
how to work together.

406
00:17:51,472 --> 00:17:53,639
-That may not be...
-I'm not so sure that... -I'm not asking.

407
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:54,473
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